my plethora of woe

some really funny stuff

2006-08-11T16:59:06Z

clicky click here it may say "porntube" but its not porn, its just one of the funniest things I've seen in ages.

not sure if this is a good thing or not

2006-08-11T16:55:33Z

Randal Graves
You scored 33 AskewKnowledge and 25 Snoogans!

Obsession with inter-species erotica aside, you have a finely-tuned awareness of the absurdity of life.

And, you believe in the philosophy of a ruling class. Because you rule.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on AskewKnowledge
You scored higher than 99% on Snoogans

Link: The View Askewniverse Quotations Test written by midtownnorseman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Yasmin's getting married??

2006-08-07T10:07:08Z

I just looked at the TV guide for channel 10 this week, and to my suprise, there is no yasmin's getting married. WTF they gave this show a week, it didn't fire, so they axed it, but they keep big brother and that mumified trollop gretil around for 6 fucking years??

don't get me wrong I'm not a fan of reality TV shows, but that yasmin was kinda hot, and the part of the one ep that I saw wasn't terrible (they spoke highly of guys with toungue studs, so that makes me happy).

After postining this I'm sure I'll get a flood of messages saying look at this webstie, they took the show off because she's secretly a man or something like that. But when have I ever need to research before having a rant!! its like that damned wall in berlin, when are they going to pull that down!!. (for you younger people out there, there used to be a wall in berlin seperating the communist and capitalist sides of the city)

anyway thats my rant for this evening, see you at the cue.

Benne

extremely funny video clip

2006-06-25T11:56:28Z

do you?

this is a video clip for a song about using the tradesman's entrance, if you know what I mean :) (but its funny as all get up :)

just a meme....

2006-06-17T01:49:19Z

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	40%
Stability	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	53%
Orderliness	\|\|\|\|\|\|	23%
Accommodation	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Interdependence	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Intellectual	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Mystical	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Artistic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%
Religious	\|\|\|\|	16%
Hedonism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Materialism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Narcissism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Adventurousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Work ethic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Self absorbed	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Conflict seeking	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Need to dominate	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%

Romantic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Avoidant	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Anti-authority	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Wealth	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Dependency	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Change averse	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Cautiousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Individuality	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Sexuality	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Peter pan complex	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	90%
Physical security	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Physical Fitness	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Histrionic	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Paranoia	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Vanity	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Hypersensitivity	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Female cliche	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%

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I'm not even supposed to be here today....

2006-06-10T07:10:25Z

Clerks II I can't want for this one to be out.

nothing else really, other then a thanks to Robyn for inviting me to Circus oz on thursday, fucking awesome!! :)

peace out

lint76 @ 2006-05-18T10:22:00

2006-05-18T00:22:27Z

Adam
63% amorality, 27% passion, 63% spirituality, 27% selflessness

Interesting.
Do not be fooled by his rough exterior; Adam was much deeper than most
have given him credit for. Like most, he sought answers to the harder
questions of existence: who am I? what is my purpose? You might ask
those same questions, yourself.

Like Adam, you're calm, and dispassionately work to achieve your ends.

Also, you may just have a nuclear core.

Congratulations!

If you enjoyed this test, I would love the feedback! Also, you
might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in
the following:

Nerds, Geeks & Dorks

Professional Wrestling

Love & Sexuality

America/Politics

Thanks Again! -- THE 4-VARIABLE BUFFY PERSONALITY TEST

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on morality
You scored higher than 99% on repose
You scored higher than 99% on spirituality
You scored higher than 99% on selflessness

Link: The 4-Variable Buffy Personality Test written by donathos on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

live comedy in melbourne (wednesday the 15th of march)

2006-03-13T11:36:53Z

COMEDY C'MON DOWN

Wednesday at the Comedy C’Mon Down the Exceptionally talented Lach Ryan takes the helm and guides our comedy ship to the sunny shores of the Cue. Joining him on this exciting voyage is the mutinous Michael Williams, the rambunctious Michael Connell and the pillaging Ben Hodson.

Amongst the wenches waiting to walk the plank in the unpredictable seas of the first bracket are Alison Bice, Karl Chandler and Simon Godfrey.

The comedy C’mon down, at the cue 277 Brunswick st Fitzroy, every Wednesday, doors open 8.30 show starts at 9, gold coin entry. For further info contact room@lint.prettyfar.com

the most depressing day of the year is coming.... so here's a meme ;)

2006-02-12T11:05:35Z

Your Candy Heart Says "First Kiss"

You're a true romantic who brings an innocent hope to each new relationship.
You see the good in every person you date, and you relish each step of falling in love.

Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a romantic dinner your sweetie cooks for you

Your flirting style: friendly and sweet

What turns you off: cynics who don't believe in romance

Why you're hot: you always keep the romance alive

What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

cactus

2006-01-28T11:58:21Z

cactus

just a meme

2005-11-27T05:03:09Z

The Movie Of Your Life Is An Indie Flick

You do things your own way - and it's made for colorful times.
Your life hasn't turned out how anyone expected, thank goodness!

Your best movie matches: Clerks, Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Russian down to Comedy C’mon Down!

2005-11-06T06:35:22Z

After 2 great shows, comedy C’mon down returns for a 3rd show of comedy lovin’ (it’s a charm). On November 16th Russian game show sensation, Yuri Potpourri (aka Ian Messig) will master the chaos that is the Comedy C’mon down. The first bracket will see funny folk Ben Hodson, Paul Jones, Karl Chandler, Justin Klempel, Dana Katz and Jackie Claff C’mon down for their five minutes of fame. The final bracket will see the brilliant musings of Adam Vincent, unpredictable observations of Cameron Marshall, unusual tours of Clare Turner and the musical stylings of Elbow Skin. For further info contact Ben Hodson on 0410600964. Comedy C’mon down on Wednesday, 16 November to Cue 277 Brunswick Street Fitzroy, gold coin entry, doors open 8.00.

my comedy room

2005-11-01T01:55:53Z

Comedy C’Mon down,

Loads of comfy lounges and persons of lovely spirit made Comedy C’mon Down’s debut a joy for performers and punters alike. Just like your lounge room, only bigger, funnier, with far more mates and about 40 more pool tables out back, Comedy C’mon Down is sure to become a well-loved comedy den of goodness in no time.

With moody lighting and a definite rock-funk feel, Cue’s certainly the home for all those comics who wished they were a rock star (yes you Morley), and all those groupies who wished they were Kate Hudson.

It was a wildly successful opening night where the audience was wow’d by the fantastic MC stylings of New Zealand’s favourite son, Scott Steensma, followed by the riotously funny first bracket, including (in no particular order) Alison Bice, Ian (the god) Messig, Maty K, Lou Pardi and Peter Sharkey. To avoid comedic over-heating a short break was needed to quench thirsts at the bar. After everyone had a chance to catch their breath it was back on with the show. A supercharged final bracket started off with the wacky, but wonderful, stylings of Colin Cameron. From there we were blown away (11 times in factJ) by Fox K, watch this guy, he’s gunna go far. Then when I was sure that we couldn’t take any more we were hit with Peter Morley, after the energy this young comic put out there I doubt anyone slept much that night.

Comedy C’mon Down will be returning to The Cue on the 2nd of November with another great line up, this time with MC Evan Jones, a killer first bracket with Mick Muir, Jacky Claff, Peter Melrose, Halley Metcalfe, and Damir Hassic all waiting to c’mon down. We’ll follow that with an awesome final bracket, straight-talking Dad JayJay McLean, dashing but disconcerted Dean Eizenberg, an innocent looking Diane Armstong and the adorable, lyrical Sammy J.

Door opens at 8 pm, show starts at 8.30, gold coin donation for entry.

Comedy C’mon down, at The Cue 277 Brunswick St Fitzroy, come for the comedy, stay for the pool.

Further info contact Ben Hodson at room@lint.prettyfar.com or 0410600964

I always thought I was a manchild....

2005-10-18T23:06:16Z

The Manchild
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLDm)

Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild.

Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magnetic--and therefore highly charismatic. Particularly, you're passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun.

Your exact opposite:
The Bachelor

Deliberate Gentle Sex Master

But we'd like you to consider not using OkCupid. You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen. You've had a moderate number of relationships, but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don't really have it together.

It's up to you, of course, whether to continue dating. There are plenty of women out there who do deserve you. But you've heard our advice.

If you stay...
ALWAYS AVOID: The Dirty Little Secret

CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure.

Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: lint76

if I was a teenager as well as a ninja I'de be set

2005-09-20T13:28:54Z

You Are A: Turtle!

These reptiles, famous for their hard outer shells, spent their days roaming for food and relaxing in the water. As a turtle you are not very speedy, nor are you soft and cuddly. You aren't much of a sprinter, however you are as cute as you are fascinating.

You were almost a: Duckling or a Groundhog
You are least like a: Squirrel or a Parakeet Cute Animal Quiz!

that's right baby, turn off the lights, and I'd glow

2005-08-31T14:02:42Z

>
WARNING

lint76 is radioactive. Wear protective clothing at all times.

From Go-Quiz.com

Ireland bound, where's my lucky shamrock ya little leprichan :)

2005-08-28T04:29:19Z

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Your personality type is RCUAI

You are reserved, calm, unstructured, accommodating, and moderately intellectual, and may prefer a city which matches those traits.

The largest representation of your personality type can be found in the these U.S. cities: Washington DC, Oklahoma City, Raleigh/Durham, Louisville, New Orleans, Greensboro, Austin, Albuquerque/Santa Fe, Sacramento, Salt Lake City, Denver and these international countries/regions Luxembourg, Iceland, Hungary, Kazakhstan, Slovenia, Netherlands, Greece, Puerto Rico, Denmark, Belgium, Croatia, Germany, Turkey, Sweden, Ireland

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no much of an update but....

2005-08-02T13:48:16Z

My good friend robyn showed me this web site tonight, and I thought it was pretty good, people sending in secrets on postcrds, its a great idea, but this one is my favourite, because it hits a core with me. just a bit of information to let you into the psyche of me.

I had more that I was going to add but honestly I can't be fucked, I hope everyone else is going better then me.

peace out

I can shock and jock you :)

2005-07-26T13:39:36Z

the Shock Jock
(56% dark, 47% spontaneous, 50% vulgar)

your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK

Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also
sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this
world, and you probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart,
then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out
that she's dead.

Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you
like things
trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits
(b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your
type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 56% on dark
You scored higher than 74% on spontaneous
You scored higher than 86% on vulgar

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating

rude, lude and tattooed.....

2005-07-24T07:52:36Z

I got my tatoo this afternoon, but havnt got any pics yet, its still in the "covered with bepanthan cream and glad wrap" phase so the pics wouldn't be too good., soon my pretties, soon.

that is all

pissed off

2005-07-19T12:25:23Z

The whole night got cancelled tonight, everyone that was supposed to be up!! Not enough people turned up, so it was cancelled, which is understandable, but doesn't mean I have to be happy about it!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hopefully that won't happen tomorfow night.

my spots over the next week.....

2005-07-18T07:16:40Z

it anyone is interested in seeing me make some funnies (well at least trying to) this is were and when I'll be perfoming....

Tomorrow (tuesday the 19th) the comics lounge (26 errol st north melbourne) doors open 8pm, $10 entry

wednesday at the the comforable chair (96 lygon st, brunswick, I'm pretty sure) show starts at 9 free entry.

sunday the 24th at the muse bar (cnr inkerman and hotham sts st kilda) show starts at 7.30, again free entry.

I hope to see some of you there at some of these.

peace out Ben

And I let her put it anywhere....

2005-07-17T13:48:45Z

hello all,

my gosh its been a while since I've updated, what to add here and say to you all? Well I'll start with the goings on in the work of me, I went to the circus last week, it was way awesome, Much and many thanks to Robyn for that. I now have a new hero, a sword swollowing contortionist, Capt froddo. The rest of the circus was just as much awesome-ness, and generally super great.

that was wednesday, then Friday I went to one of my best friends sisters birthday parties, which was also some forms of awesome-ness, I was driving so there was very little drinking for me, but I still had a super good time (my god I sound like I'm either 12 or a raging homosexual) anyway it was great to catch up with them, cause I havn't seen Sarah (my friend) since about feb, or Elona (her sister) since about august of last year. Which is bad because these are the two people I've been friends with the longest out of anyone I know in melbourne, and still see occationally. (my Junkie Ex flatmate would be the only longer one, but I havn't seen him in years, and he's gone OS now).

So friday was great, and Saturday was just as good cause I went to see MBG (Man Bites God) having here 5th birthday party, so there were birthdays all round this weekend. and for anyone that hasn't heard of MBG I seriously suggest going here, if you know whats good for you that is :) (and for anyone wondering about my subject its from one of there songs that I had stuck in my head since last night)

and tonight (sunday) I saw some more stand up at the muse in st kilda. was all good as well. My god for me thats a busy week!! and then this coming week I have 3, thats right, 3 gigs at 3 different places. at least one of them I'll be getting a recording of which I'll have to put up on my website for those of you either unfortunate (or fortunate, depending on how you look at it) to miss me to download and enjoy :)

well that is all for me for now, I needs to get to bed cause I have stupid crap shitty arse work tomorrow, but hopefully I'm not calling pensioners again tomorrow, that is the worst.

PEace out
Ben (the Linty one:)

borrowed from Pruesaysit

2005-07-08T23:30:48Z

Three names you go by
1) Ben
2) Billy joe Ben Bob (only for a short while in school)
3) paul jones

Three Screen Names
1) Lint^
2) god
3) EZ_Gal

Three Physical Things You Like About Yourself
1) my tattoos
2) my peircings
3) The fact that when I want to I can grow a beard within a week or so

Three Physical Things You Don't Like About Yourself
1) my arms
2) my legs
3) my middle and head

Three Parts of Your Heritage
1) English
2) german
3) Irish

Three Things That Scare You
1) success
2) terrorism
3) religous fundmentalists (of any religon)

Three Everyday Essentials
1) lowbrow.com
2) coffee
3) listening to rancid

Three Things That You Are Wearing
1) A&J plastering T-shirt
2) "1 tequila, 2 teguila, 3 tequila, floor" novelty boxer shorts
3) a smile

Three Favorite Songs Right Now
1) Tropical londan-Rancid
2) liza and louie- nofx
3) timebomb- rancid

Two Truths and a Lie (in no particular order)
1) I like screwing with peoples minds
2) I beleive the war in iraq was justified
3) I'm a taurian

Three Features You Like in the Opposite Sex
1) compassion
2) someone that can hold a conversation
3) boobs

Three Favorite Hobbies
1) using the net (god I'm a nerd)
2) trying to write jokes
3) cooking (I don't to it very often but I love doing it when I can)

Three Things You Want to Do Really Badly Right Now
1) talk to someone, anyone I feel so alone right now
2) find a better job
3) have someone hug me and tell me everything's going to be alright.

Careers You Have Considered
1) grunt (infantry soldier)
2) actor
3) conciler (or however its spelt)

Places You Want to Go on Vacation
1) the father land (germany)
2) the mother land (england)
3) canada

Ways You are Stereotypically a Chick/Dude
1) I'm hairy
2) I like boobs
3) I drive too fast and think everything is a race

Three Celebrity Crushes
1) the chick out of law and order SVU that plays Det Benson, can't remember her name
2) skye from neighbours
3) brad pitt, what?? he's hot!

lint76 @ 2005-06-30T23:33:00

2005-06-30T13:34:06Z

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