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Aug. 12th, 2006 02:55 am some really funny stuff

clicky click here it may say "porntube" but its not porn, its just one of the funniest things I've seen in ages.

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Aug. 12th, 2006 02:53 am not sure if this is a good thing or not

Randal Graves
You scored 33 AskewKnowledge and 25 Snoogans!
Obsession with inter-species erotica aside, you have a finely-tuned awareness of the absurdity of life.

And, you believe in the philosophy of a ruling class. Because you rule.



My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 99% on AskewKnowledge
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You scored higher than 99% on Snoogans
Link: The View Askewniverse Quotations Test written by midtownnorseman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

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Aug. 7th, 2006 08:04 pm Yasmin's getting married??

I just looked at the TV guide for channel 10 this week, and to my suprise, there is no yasmin's getting married. WTF they gave this show a week, it didn't fire, so they axed it, but they keep big brother and that mumified trollop gretil around for 6 fucking years??

don't get me wrong I'm not a fan of reality TV shows, but that yasmin was kinda hot, and the part of the one ep that I saw wasn't terrible (they spoke highly of guys with toungue studs, so that makes me happy).

After postining this I'm sure I'll get a flood of messages saying look at this webstie, they took the show off because she's secretly a man or something like that. But when have I ever need to research before having a rant!! its like that damned wall in berlin, when are they going to pull that down!!. (for you younger people out there, there used to be a wall in berlin seperating the communist and capitalist sides of the city)

anyway thats my rant for this evening, see you at the cue.

Benne

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Jun. 25th, 2006 09:52 pm extremely funny video clip

do you?

this is a video clip for a song about using the tradesman's entrance, if you know what I mean :) (but its funny as all get up :)

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Jun. 17th, 2006 11:46 am just a meme....

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||| 40%
Stability |||||||||||||| 53%
Orderliness |||||| 23%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Religious |||| 16%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||| 30%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||||| 30%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth |||||||||||| 43%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 70%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 43%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical security |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical Fitness |||||| 30%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 50%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36%
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Jun. 10th, 2006 05:08 pm I'm not even supposed to be here today....

Clerks II I can't want for this one to be out.

nothing else really, other then a thanks to Robyn for inviting me to Circus oz on thursday, fucking awesome!! :)

peace out

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May. 18th, 2006 10:22 am

Adam
63% amorality, 27% passion, 63% spirituality, 27% selflessness

Interesting.
Do not be fooled by his rough exterior; Adam was much deeper than most
have given him credit for. Like most, he sought answers to the harder
questions of existence: who am I? what is my purpose? You might ask
those same questions, yourself.



Like Adam, you're calm, and dispassionately work to achieve your ends.



Also, you may just have a nuclear core.



Congratulations!


If you enjoyed this test, I would love the feedback! Also, you
might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in
the following:



Nerds, Geeks & Dorks



Professional Wrestling



Love & Sexuality




America/Politics




Thanks Again! -- THE 4-VARIABLE BUFFY PERSONALITY TEST



My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 99% on morality
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You scored higher than 99% on repose
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You scored higher than 99% on spirituality
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You scored higher than 99% on selflessness
Link: The 4-Variable Buffy Personality Test written by donathos on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

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Mar. 13th, 2006 10:36 pm live comedy in melbourne (wednesday the 15th of march)

COMEDY C'MON DOWN

Wednesday at the Comedy C’Mon Down the Exceptionally talented Lach Ryan takes the helm and guides our comedy ship to the sunny shores of the Cue. Joining him on this exciting voyage is the mutinous Michael Williams, the rambunctious Michael Connell and the pillaging Ben Hodson.

Amongst the wenches waiting to walk the plank in the unpredictable seas of the first bracket are Alison Bice, Karl Chandler and Simon Godfrey.

The comedy C’mon down, at the cue 277 Brunswick st Fitzroy, every Wednesday, doors open 8.30 show starts at 9, gold coin entry. For further info contact room@lint.prettyfar.com

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Feb. 12th, 2006 09:57 pm the most depressing day of the year is coming.... so here's a meme ;)

Your Candy Heart Says "First Kiss"

You're a true romantic who brings an innocent hope to each new relationship.
You see the good in every person you date, and you relish each step of falling in love.

Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a romantic dinner your sweetie cooks for you

Your flirting style: friendly and sweet

What turns you off: cynics who don't believe in romance

Why you're hot: you always keep the romance alive

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Jan. 28th, 2006 10:58 pm cactus

cactus

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Nov. 27th, 2005 04:02 pm just a meme

The Movie Of Your Life Is An Indie Flick

You do things your own way - and it's made for colorful times.
Your life hasn't turned out how anyone expected, thank goodness!

Your best movie matches: Clerks, Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite

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Nov. 6th, 2005 05:33 pm Russian down to Comedy C’mon Down!

After 2 great shows, comedy C’mon down returns for a 3rd show of comedy lovin’ (it’s a charm). On November 16th Russian game show sensation, Yuri Potpourri (aka Ian Messig) will master the chaos that is the Comedy C’mon down. The first bracket will see funny folk Ben Hodson, Paul Jones, Karl Chandler, Justin Klempel, Dana Katz and Jackie Claff C’mon down for their five minutes of fame. The final bracket will see the brilliant musings of Adam Vincent, unpredictable observations of Cameron Marshall, unusual tours of Clare Turner and the musical stylings of Elbow Skin. For further info contact Ben Hodson on 0410600964. Comedy C’mon down on Wednesday, 16 November to Cue 277 Brunswick Street Fitzroy, gold coin entry, doors open 8.00.

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Nov. 1st, 2005 12:54 pm my comedy room

Comedy C’Mon down,

Loads of comfy lounges and persons of lovely spirit made Comedy C’mon Down’s debut a joy for performers and punters alike. Just like your lounge room, only bigger, funnier, with far more mates and about 40 more pool tables out back, Comedy C’mon Down is sure to become a well-loved comedy den of goodness in no time.

With moody lighting and a definite rock-funk feel, Cue’s certainly the home for all those comics who wished they were a rock star (yes you Morley), and all those groupies who wished they were Kate Hudson.

It was a wildly successful opening night where the audience was wow’d by the fantastic MC stylings of New Zealand’s favourite son, Scott Steensma, followed by the riotously funny first bracket, including (in no particular order) Alison Bice, Ian (the god) Messig, Maty K, Lou Pardi and Peter Sharkey. To avoid comedic over-heating a short break was needed to quench thirsts at the bar. After everyone had a chance to catch their breath it was back on with the show. A supercharged final bracket started off with the wacky, but wonderful, stylings of Colin Cameron. From there we were blown away (11 times in factJ) by Fox K, watch this guy, he’s gunna go far. Then when I was sure that we couldn’t take any more we were hit with Peter Morley, after the energy this young comic put out there I doubt anyone slept much that night.

Comedy C’mon Down will be returning to The Cue on the 2nd of November with another great line up, this time with MC Evan Jones, a killer first bracket with Mick Muir, Jacky Claff, Peter Melrose, Halley Metcalfe, and Damir Hassic all waiting to c’mon down. We’ll follow that with an awesome final bracket, straight-talking Dad JayJay McLean, dashing but disconcerted Dean Eizenberg, an innocent looking Diane Armstong and the adorable, lyrical Sammy J.

Door opens at 8 pm, show starts at 8.30, gold coin donation for entry.

Comedy C’mon down, at The Cue 277 Brunswick St Fitzroy, come for the comedy, stay for the pool.

Further info contact Ben Hodson at room@lint.prettyfar.com or 0410600964

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Oct. 19th, 2005 09:02 am I always thought I was a manchild....

just a quiz thing )

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Sep. 20th, 2005 11:26 pm if I was a teenager as well as a ninja I'de be set

You Are A: Turtle!

turtleThese reptiles, famous for their hard outer shells, spent their days roaming for food and relaxing in the water. As a turtle you are not very speedy, nor are you soft and cuddly. You aren't much of a sprinter, however you are as cute as you are fascinating.

You were almost a: Duckling or a Groundhog
You are least like a: Squirrel or a ParakeetCute Animal Quiz!

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Sep. 1st, 2005 12:01 am that's right baby, turn off the lights, and I'd glow

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WARNING
lint76 is radioactive. Wear protective clothing at all times.

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From Go-Quiz.com

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Aug. 28th, 2005 02:27 pm Ireland bound, where's my lucky shamrock ya little leprichan :)

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Your personality type is RCUAI
You are reserved, calm, unstructured, accommodating, and moderately intellectual, and may prefer a city which matches those traits.

The largest representation of your personality type can be found in the these U.S. cities: Washington DC, Oklahoma City, Raleigh/Durham, Louisville, New Orleans, Greensboro, Austin, Albuquerque/Santa Fe, Sacramento, Salt Lake City, Denver and these international countries/regions Luxembourg, Iceland, Hungary, Kazakhstan, Slovenia, Netherlands, Greece, Puerto Rico, Denmark, Belgium, Croatia, Germany, Turkey, Sweden, Ireland

What Places In The World Match Your Personality?
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Aug. 2nd, 2005 11:42 pm no much of an update but....

something witty and clever )

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Jul. 26th, 2005 11:39 pm I can shock and jock you :)

the Shock Jock
(56% dark, 47% spontaneous, 50% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK




Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also
sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this
world, and you probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart,
then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out
that she's dead.


Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you
like things
trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits
(b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your
type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.



PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr



My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 56% on dark
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You scored higher than 74% on spontaneous
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You scored higher than 86% on vulgar
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating

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Jul. 24th, 2005 05:48 pm rude, lude and tattooed.....

I got my tatoo this afternoon, but havnt got any pics yet, its still in the "covered with bepanthan cream and glad wrap" phase so the pics wouldn't be too good., soon my pretties, soon.

that is all

Current Mood: artistic
Current Music: bhg why is everybody always picking on me

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